Which type of English do you speak? Friendspeak, conversational English, or formal English? Probably all of them. (See preceding section for more information.) If you’re like most people, you switch from one to another without thinking, dozens of times each day. Chances are, the third type of
English — formal English — is the one that gives you the most trouble. In fact, it’s probably why you bought this book. (Okay, there is one more possibility that I haven’t mentioned yet. Maybe your nerdy uncle, the one with ink stains on his nose, gave English Grammar For Dummies to you for Arbor Day
and you’re stuck with it. But you’re not playing paintball or listening to your favorite indie band right now, so you must be reading the book. Therefore, you’ve at least acknowledged that you have something to think about, and I’m betting that it’s formal English.) All the grammar lessons in this book deal with formal English because that’s where the problems are fiercest and the rewards for knowledge are greatest.
Which is correct?
A. Hi, Ms. Sharkface! What’s up? Here’s the 411. I didn’t do no homework last
night — too much going on. Ttyl. Love, Ralph
B. Dear Ms. Sharkface,
Just a note to let you know that I’ve got no homework today. Had a lot to do last night! I’ll explain later!
Your friend, Ralph
C. Dear Ms. Sharkface:
C. Dear Ms. Sharkface:
I was not able to do my homework last night because of other pressing duties. I will speak with you about this matter later. Sincerely, Ralph
Answer: The correct answer depends upon a few factors. How willing are you to be stuck in the corner of the classroom for the rest of the year? If your answer is “very willing,” send note A, which is written in friendspeak. (By the way, “ttyl” means “talk to you later.”) Does your teacher come to school in jeans and sneakers? If so, note B is acceptable. Note B is written in conversational English. Is your teacher prim and proper, expecting you to follow the Rules?If so, note C, which is written in formal English, is your best bet.
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